October192014

deductions-and-designs:

PSAT 2k14 Tumblr masterpost 1/?

7PM

dead-armadillo:

overview of psat

-tell us your full name so we can google you

-tell us your grades so we can judge you

-tell us your address (like we don’t already know)

-decide right here an now what you want to major in in college

-tell us your religion so we can knock on your door and convert you

-we will destroy you and your test

-improve the thing

-this kid measures his plants

-bet you didn’t know dolphins cant wear leashes

-calligraphy gets fuckin competitive

-potterheads go cry in a corner

6PM

welcometonightvale-posts:

I’ve decided for Halloween I’m going to wear soup bowl glasses, have a dolphin on a leash, write “crimson leaves, falling” on a shirt, bark at people when they compliment me, tell people that they can’t truly see the Grand Canyon, destroy people’s things when they leave the room

And be the PSAT

6PM
6PM

attackondemons:

I want a boy to look at me the same way Garcia Lopez De Cardenas looked at the Grand Canyon.

6PM

darbroy:

kinky things to say during sex

  1. crimson leaves, falling
  2. woof
  3. improve the thing
  4. you wanna see the grand canyon
  5. copy this sentence in cursive
6PM
  • psat: pick your religion
  • psat: christian, church of christ, church of jesus, church of god, church of latterday saints, church of jesus's left shoe, church of jesus's pet dog, churcH OF THE LORD, CHURCH OF BOSTON,chURCH OF CHURCH
  • student: uhh but what if i'm not religious
  • psat: CHURCH OF THE HOLY SAINT, chuRCH OF MISSISIPI-GOTTA-WORSHIPPI-- oh just fill out 90 or 99 for that
6PM

(Source: snypro)

6PM

rubitch-cubes:

psat: don’t talk about the exam on social media

students:

October152014

magpizza:

ingridsbergman:

jillbiden:

avferreira:

Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role. 

But Meryl Streep though.

image

image

(via majere636)

7AM
7AM

cognitivedissonance:

After threats against her life, Anita Sarkeesian canceled an upcoming talk at Utah State University. Gamergate trolls are celebrating on Twitter while simultaneously dismissing the threats as nothing. Does this read like nothing to you?

“I will write my manifesto in her spilled blood, and you will all bear witness to what feminist lies and poison have done to the men of America.”

The email’s author threatened to murder feminist women indiscriminately in a mass shooting. And because carrying guns on campus outweigh the right of students and guests to be safe, Anita Sarkeesian canceled her talk.

BUT WE SHOULDN’T FEEL THREATENED, RIGHT?

BECAUSE IT’S JUST THE INTERNET, RIGHT?

The bullies won this time. And if you think this shit isn’t dangerous, I’m fresh out of fucks to give and I’m not restocking any time soon. It’s goddamn wrong to to dismiss this by claiming the author isn’t serious. Elliot Rodger’s rantings were dismissed until it was too late.

This. Is. Not. OK.

(via hermionejg)

7AM
eartheld:

mostly nature

eartheld:

mostly nature

(Source: piclaphotography, via dietfitnesshealth)

7AM

earthy-soul:

dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED

(via dietfitnesshealth)

7AM

anneboleyns:

Rick O’Connell: a summary

(via cpcoulter)

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